March 2012
2 posts
3 tags
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So I went to the cafe in Ktown again with N and a couple of her friends, where we were immensely embarrassed the whole time. N Y U NO BE LESS CREEPY? lol Now P thinks I’m a weirdo. LOL
moosedeevita:
iamwhatiamatrainwreck:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
omg
The fuck? Lmao
Federal Judge’s ‘Apology’ for Sending Racist Email... →
ladyatheist:
“It was not intended by me in any way to become public,” [U.S. District Chief Judge Richard] Cebull said. “I apologize to anybody who is offended by it and I can obviously understand why people would be offended.”
This is the quintessential non-apology apology. He’s not sorry for what he did, he’s just sorry he got caught.
February 2012
229 posts
A crush →
wowfunniestposts:
what other girls do with their crush -
what i do with my crush -
what a funny blog
I dont know why this is so funny →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
I'm trying my best to make these OTL
sadlikefallingrain:
todiedreaming:
DYING. I CAN’T.<3
4 tags
... Seriously though?
Why do you have to be so friggin cute?
My waiter (with N) forgot to bring us our dessert and when we reminded him, he got it quickly and …
(sorry)
WHY SO CUTE!!?!?!?!?
kyandi:
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me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
Typical example of getting hit on in the hood.
Dude: Hey baby can I talk to you for a min
Me: No
Dude: I saw you down the block and I wanted to tell you, you sexy ass hell
Me: Okay
Dude: So, I mean what's your name
Me: I don't have name
Dude: You don't oh iight iight
Dude: Well, can I have your number?
Me: No
Dude: Why?
Me: I already have a boyfriend (lying)
Dude: What we can't be friends, I just wanna be your friend (lying)
Me: No thanks
Dude: Oh iight but let me give you my number
Me: My contact list is full
Dude: Word, iight I see how it is
Me: Bye
Dude: FUCK YOU BITCH, DIDN'T WANT TALK TO YA UGLY RATCHED ASS ANYWAY. AIN'T NO NIGGA WANT TO TALK TO YOUR DIRTY LOOKING FUCKING ASS. FUCK YOU HOE BITCH ASS!
Me: .....................
This happens all the time